Longpig


Do you not like the longpig?

This meat is the best

It walks on two legs

It can walk you home

So your never alone

You can make it toil

And make it boil

You can make it cry

And make it fry

It’s name is Reg

It can prepare its own veg

It’s no fake ‘un

The longpig bacon.

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